Elk Tag Noodles

by Pat Cassidy
(Pilot Rock, Oregon)

I have had to use this recipe far too often.
Time to share the goodies

ELK TAG NOODLES


Ingredients:


1 unused Elk tag
1 gallon of Hope
1 Dash of Luck (remember, there are two kinds of luck; selecting the wrong one could result in missed meals)
1 Tbs liniment (for sore muscles)
1 useless hunting partner
Add spices as desired (blister water, sweat, tears, blood, etc.)


Cut unused tag into narrow strips resembling spaghetti noodles
Combine tag and other ingredients in small pot
bring to boil, stirring the pot as necessary
When tag reaches desired consistency, pour into strainer
Pour Hope down the drain
With Luck, this will be the last time you use this recipe.